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Source Engine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2405
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BathroomBashersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockBreakerz

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Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	8993
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BinLadensCraft

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	492141	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	162
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

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Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	154
Enchantments Applied:	202	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

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Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Crops Grown:	9722	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

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come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29