CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7056	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	9157
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HamasGoneWild

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

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So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Towns Built:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PeakMaturityCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	573	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

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LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	5347
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	9594
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Magic Items Found:	4474	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2