Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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