Cobble Valley | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Oops I Crafted Myself Out of Existence

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our server is so advanced that it accidentally achieved world peace once. Yeah, you read that right.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean ANYTHING.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	278

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Bonanza: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us for nonstop porn posting on our board because who needs diamonds when you can have NSFW content at your fingertips? Our community is full of adventurous players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s allowed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your pickaxe handy at all times!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PaleGirlCraft: Where you can be a cute pale girl… or just pretend to be one! LOL

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Are you tired of being a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can become a cute pale girl with just a click of a button! No more boring blocky characters for you, now you can strut your stuff in style as the most adorable character in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of this mythical beast and bask in its magical presence.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, don’t worry! Our server is filled with edible blocks that taste like your favorite foods. Want to chow down on a block of pizza or munch on a block of ice cream? It’s all possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest dreams as a cute pale girl in a land of unicorns and delicious blocks.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Whose Line Is It Anyway? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: Drew Carey and a BBC Babecock team up to create the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

Join us for wild adventures where Drew Carey rides a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, while the BBC Babecock team builds a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting with Llamas” that will have you laughing until you cry.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch Drew Carey and the BBC Babecock team having a dance-off in the town square. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AllianceCraft: WW3 Edition – Join the chaos before the creepers do!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to turn a game about building blocks into a pre-apocalyptic battleground! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of WW3, because who needs real-world survival skills when you can just respawn in Minecraft?

Our alliance is made up of the most clueless players you’ll ever meet, but hey, at least we’re entertaining! Whether we’re accidentally blowing up our own bases or getting lost in the wilderness for hours on end, you can always count on us to provide some laughs.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so hilariously unprepared for the end of the world? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead us to victory in this virtual war. Or, you know, just end up accidentally setting off a TNT trap and blowing us all to smithereens. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ToddlerCraft: Where Even VTubers Can’t Escape the Chaos!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a VTuber who brings their toddler on stream! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the government conspiracy to drive up the birth rate through virtual entertainment. Who knows what other crazy secrets we’ll uncover together in this wacky world of Minecraft! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5611	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixelmon Pity Party Server: Where Minecraft meets Pokemon and haters gonna hate

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Are you tired of all the Minecraft servers out there that are just plain boring? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a Minecraft server like no other. This server was home to the rarest and most powerful Pokemon in all the land. Yes, you heard that right – Pokemon in Minecraft! But these weren’t your ordinary Pokemon, oh no. These Pokemon were trained in the art of mining and crafting, ready to help you conquer the world.

But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine facing off against a Charizard while riding a diamond-clad pig into battle. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could join us and experience the magic of Pokemon in Minecraft? Don’t be a Squirtle, be a Charizard and join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Cops and Robbers: The Minecraft Server where even YouTube cops can’t resist joining the fun!

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Are you tired of being a YouTube sensation for all the wrong reasons? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the law in a virtual world where your mistakes won’t go viral! Our community is filled with players from all over the world, including Indians and Europeans who are experts at crafting hilarious captions in broken English. So come join us and leave your criminal past behind – unless you want to become a Minecraft celebrity for all the wrong reasons!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	139
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Love Shack: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin Your Relationship

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void in your heart! Join us and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you can have a virtual partner to build a blocky empire with?

Forget about dating apps and awkward blind dates, on our server, you can find your one true love while fighting off creepers and exploring endless worlds together. Who needs a romantic sunset when you can watch the sun rise over your virtual kingdom every day?

So why wait for love to find you when you can find it on our Minecraft server? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ThreadCraft: Where even simple questions lead to epic adventures!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant diamond mine, guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves wearing top hats. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot hidden deep within the pixelated jungle, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ruler of the server.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you could be part of our wacky and whimsical world? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are building a virtual empire that will rival the great American dominance of the 21st century! Join us and be a part of our quest to conquer the virtual world with our cultural, economic, and political prowess.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within days, they became the richest player in all of Minecraft. How, you ask? By mastering our virtual economy and making virtual deals that would make even the real-life Wall Street jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a cultural hub, where players can showcase their virtual art, music, and dance skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the virtual Picasso of our server!

And let’s not forget about the political field. Join one of our virtual political parties and campaign your way to becoming the virtual president of our server. Make virtual laws, declare virtual wars, the possibilities are endless!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the virtual American dominance of the 21st century. The future looks bright for our virtual United States of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OopsCraft: Where every build is a happy accident!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of chickens armed with pickaxes start chasing you! Or how about the time when a creeper decided to open up a bakery and started selling exploding cakes?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring some extra armor just in case those pickaxe-wielding chickens come back for round two.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Hedgehog Adventures: The ‘Sega’ Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than ReFantazioSisters! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of magical sisters who can summon diamond armor out of thin air! Need a house built? They’ll snap their fingers and a mansion will appear! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, they’ll grant you three wishes! So come join us at ReFantazioSisters for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Wagie’s World: Where even creepers have a job!

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Are you tired of slaving away for the man in your boring 9 to 5 job? Well, it’s time to quit that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where you can work for yourself and become the ultimate virtual entrepreneur!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds and sell them for virtual cash to buy yourself a virtual mansion. You can also start your own virtual business selling virtual potions or even open a virtual pet store selling virtual llamas (because who wouldn’t want a virtual llama as a pet?).

But that’s not all! We also have virtual treasure hunts where you can find hidden chests full of virtual riches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our virtual skydiving club and jump off virtual cliffs for fun (don’t worry, you won’t actually die in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Quit your boring job and join our Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	186	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore! Join ‘/akg/’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, we have 6* Sniper Fiammetta and 6* Caster Passenger running around causing mayhem. You won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure!

2. Need a break from the ordinary? How about joining us for some Design of Strife – Cardigan skin madness? It’s like a fashion show, but with creepers and zombies!

3. Ever wanted to team up with 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless to take on the world? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

4. And let’s not forget about the epic EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion event. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that will ensue.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Dorothy and Fiammetta having a tea party with the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Farms Harvested:	320
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5