Clock Control Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

BANKRUPTCY, Blockchain, Canadian Bank, court case, day trader, finance, Financial Advice, fortune, Investment, investment strategy, lawsuit, Lawsuit Against Bank, legal action, Loss, misleading, stock market, sues, tesla, TeslaTrader306, Trading, wealth, wealth management

so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	90	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

Bangladeshi children, calorically dense, child health, clinical trial, commonly used supplement, dietary intervention, food supplement, Fun, growth improvement, gut health, gut microbiome, immune system, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Magic, malaria, Microbiome, microbiome-based therapies, microbiota, moderate acute malaria, nutrition, public health, Recovery, severe acute malaria

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, Clans, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Donations, Economy, Enchanting totems, Events, Free Donations, Grief, Master keys, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, Survival, Unique TNT, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7003	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Animals Bred:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Robo Brain Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, battle robot, Brain, brain placement, chest, Combat Robots, Engineering, Futuristic technology, head, ideal position, innovation, machine learning, mechanical design, military technology, Minecraft, NECK, Robo, robot development, robotic warfare, robotics, robotics engineering, Server, strategic positioning, Technology, WARFARE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have battle robots with brains in their heads, necks, AND chests! That’s right, you never know where the brain of a robot will be located, adding a whole new level of challenge to every battle.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against robots with brains in unexpected places. Will you aim for the head for a quick victory, or take the riskier route and go for the chest for a chance at a bigger reward? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our brainy battle robots.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	3559
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server

college, Communication, Decision making, dna test, emotional impact, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father son, Fatherhood, Honesty, life choices, LilCreeperCraft, long-lost son, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenting, Paternity, regret, relationships, Secrets, Selflessness, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.

But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!

Boys, boys trip, Canceled, CANCELLED, Communication, death in family, decision, depression, disconnected, future plans, insensitivity, irritable, Jealousy, overwhelmed, relationship, Romantic, savings, spur of the moment, Support, Time, trip, Understanding, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.

Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?

Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Items Found:	3932
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RegretCraft SMP

forgiveness, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight lessons, hindsight reflection, hindsight regret, introspection, learn from mistakes, looking back, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the fiery pits of the Nether. Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your skills and sanity.

As for regrets, well, let’s just say that one time I accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant slime pit and had to spend hours cleaning it up. But hey, it was totally worth it for the laughs and chaos it caused!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, then come join our server and see what outrageous adventures await you. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BroCraftGenderSwap

BroCraftGenderSwap, female perspective, Femininity, gender change, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transformation, gender transition, male perspective, Masculinity, societal expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore the ultimate gender-bending experience! Imagine a world where men transform into women and have to navigate the challenges of daily life in a whole new way.

Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.

But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, extremism, family members, Fatalities, gaza, GazaFamCraft, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Political, Propaganda, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	261	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyNaziArtist

anti-semitism, art, artistic expression, Auschwitz, controversy, CraftyNaziArtist, cultural sensitivity, equating, freedom of speech, historical trauma, History, Holocaust, international relations, Israel, Nazis, offensive comparison, Outrage, Polish artist, political statement, public opinion, social media backlash

lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Birthday Lie Craft

Adulthood, age, Birthday, Craft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, identity theft, Kids, Legal, lie, lying.., Manipulation, Maturity, Minors, over 18, RESPONSIBILITY, teenagers, Trickery, Trust, underage

so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Emeralds Found:	9445	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Experience, Minecraft, No. 16004861 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Investigation Detective Unknown Intrigue Secret Enigma Clues Mysterious Hidden Puzzle Unidentified Covert Confidential Unsolved, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	55	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.