Clock Control Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, extremism, family members, Fatalities, gaza, GazaFamCraft, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Political, Propaganda, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyNaziArtist

anti-semitism, art, artistic expression, Auschwitz, controversy, CraftyNaziArtist, cultural sensitivity, equating, freedom of speech, historical trauma, History, Holocaust, international relations, Israel, Nazis, offensive comparison, Outrage, Polish artist, political statement, public opinion, social media backlash

lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Birthday Lie Craft

Adulthood, age, Birthday, Craft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, identity theft, Kids, Legal, lie, lying.., Manipulation, Maturity, Minors, over 18, RESPONSIBILITY, teenagers, Trickery, Trust, underage

so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Experience, Minecraft, No. 16004861 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Investigation Detective Unknown Intrigue Secret Enigma Clues Mysterious Hidden Puzzle Unidentified Covert Confidential Unsolved, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	385118
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, bonding time, Childbirth, communication skills, covid precautions, Emotional support, extended family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, hospital visit, maternal health, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new baby, newborn care, parenting decisions, personal choices, postpartum recovery, respecting wishes, Server, support system

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where even the virtual hospital visits are causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of family dynamics in the virtual world.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL

blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter trip, Grief, HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL, Memories, parenting, pumpkin patch, relationships, Resentment, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, Stepfather, Therapy, tradition, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pumpkin patches! Join us for a wild ride of stepdad bonding, sibling rivalry, and pumpkin carving galore.

Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	747	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyHabit SMP

consistent behavior, CraftyHabit, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness practice, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive mindset, productive habits, self improvement, self-care routine, simple habit, small changes, smp, Time management

Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for all your wildest dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCreeperClan

achievement, attitude, CraftyCreeperClan, determination, Failure, goals, growth mindset., learning from failure, LOSING, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, resilience, self improvement, success, winning

On our Minecraft server, the key difference between winning and losing is whether or not you have a pet llama named Larry. Larry is the ultimate secret weapon in any battle, with his laser eyes and ability to summon a herd of angry chickens to attack your enemies. Trust us, you want Larry on your team.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea Fleet, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military intelligence, Military operations, Minecraft, naval forces, naval operations, naval warfare, Russian navy, sabotage, SabotageCraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, warship

lol join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more action than the russian baltic sea fleet, trust me. our server is so lit that even ukraine’s sabotage couldn’t handle it. intelligence says our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. sail the high seas with us and experience the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Towns Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Villages Defended:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GazaCraft: Rocket Ruckus

border control, Ceasefire, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, international news, Israel, Israeli defense, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Oct 7, Palestinian militants, Palestinian territories, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Ruckus, security threat, Unrest, violence

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting blasted is your mind with fun! We got more explosions than Palestinian militants in Gaza firing rockets into Israel on Oct. 7! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while building your own blocky empire. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arm Positioning Fun Server

Arm, arm height, arm placement, arm positioning, blood pressure, blood pressure accuracy, blood pressure measurement, cardiovascular health, falsely high readings, Fun, health news, Health research, hypertension, lap level, medical findings, Medical research, medical study, millimeters of mercury, new study, participants, positioning, researchers, Server, side level

so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and ur blood pressure just goes thru the roof? well, dis server is da solution, fam! we make sure ur arm is positioned perfectly so ur readings don’t lie to u. no more gettin’ stressed out over fake high blood pressure, join us and chillax while u mine and craft! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes ur character run super fast, like, lightning speed fast. so come join us and leave ur worries behind, cuz on dis server, we take care of u, one block at a time.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2717	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP

fan behavior, Football Fans, full, full kit wankers, international sports, Kit, Minecraft, smp, sports apparel, sports behavior, Sports Culture, sports culture analysis, sports enthusiasts, sports etiquette, sports fanaticism, sports fandom, sports fans, sports fashion, sports identity, sports psychology, sports sociology, sports stereotypes, sports subculture, sports traditions, Wankers

Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.