come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!

    CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner conspiracy theorist? Look no further! Join our server where we believe the Jews are behind all of our problems and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. But don’t worry, we also have epic PvP battles, crazy parkour courses, and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, join us and let’s show those sneaky Jews who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Animals Bred: 102 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Block Titans: Attack on Steve

    Block Titans: Attack on Steve
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Gabi. Legend has it that Gabi once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And on her birthday, the entire server threw her a party so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to join the fun!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

    SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 80 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Gods Slained: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

    Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Animals Bred: 54
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

    Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

    Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

    And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

    So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1667
    Alien Abductions: 0 Emeralds Found: 9406
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Animals Bred: 97

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

    NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

    Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Enchantments Applied: 250
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

    MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

    And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

    Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!
    Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

    PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 228

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

    TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

    Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

    Crafty Cuckristian Crusade
    Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

    On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

    And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

    So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Crops Grown: 9487

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

    Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

    But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

    Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 New Chunks Explored: 389343

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

    PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Villages Defended: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

    We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

    And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

    Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

    But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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