| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.
So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 9097 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
These servers all offer engaging gameplay experiences with their own distinct features, making them worth checking out if you enjoy the experience provided by EdgeGamers Organization.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP (1.16.5)
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?
So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.
So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1977 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
