| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.
So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9710 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.
So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.
And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories that will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off.
Our server is equipped with the most advanced technology, like Controlnet and LoRa Training, to help you conquer the pixelated universe like a pro.
And don’t forget about our exclusive AMD GPU section, where you can unleash the power of your graphics card and witness mind-blowing graphics that will make your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for some degenpasta along the way!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally!). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on special occasions.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little…explosive. 😉
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
