CivEarth v5 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ExStepChefCraft

Abandoned, ABSENT, autism, Cooking, Dinner, ex, ExStepChefCraft, family, Father, Food, Frustration, grandmother, hobby, husband, Job, parents, refusing, Son, special needs, stepsister, waltz

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

captivating performances, Character development, cinematic journey, deep emotions, diverse emotions, dramatic moments, EmoCraft, emotional depth, emotional impact, Emotional rollercoaster, evocative storytelling, express, Feels, heart-wrenching, Heartwarming, immersive experience, intense feelings, movie experience., moving scenes, powerful storytelling, soul-stirring, tearjerker, Thought-provoking

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3606	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4545	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

Active Staff, auction house, Casual players, CREEPERS, cry, diamonds, Fly, Goodbye, Griefers, InstaCraft, Join, Minimal Restrictions, Multiplayer Sleep, Non-toxic environment, Player Shops, Positive Contribution, public server, PvE, quality gameplay, Server Stability, Silk-Spawners, Technical Limits, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Emeralds Found:	746
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

assault, assault weapons ban, Ban, firearm restrictions, gun ban proposal, gun control, gun legislation, gun policy, gun reform, gun regulation, gun rights, gun violence prevention, Minecraft, political activism, political controversy, Political debate, political statement, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, save Trump, second amendment, Server, weapons

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	4344

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	18