City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	201	Falling into the Void:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9090
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Towns Built:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Animals Bred:	134
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	260
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	128672
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	8927
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7988	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RandomMC

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Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.