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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2470 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
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