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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8711 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
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