Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Holy Grails Found: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Crops Grown: 3837 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Gods Slained: 0 Void Gems Collected: 22
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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