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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Ores Mined: 3690 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Farms Harvested: 649 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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