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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Towns Built: 9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Runes Activated: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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