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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 352
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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