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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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