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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Farms Harvested: 578
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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