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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 916900 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 448 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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