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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Divine Spears Created: 25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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