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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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