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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
Star Shards Collected: 175 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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