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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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