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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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