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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Endless Night Skies: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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