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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Farms Harvested: 421 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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