Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Meteorites Collected: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

    TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

    TrueOG Network Overview

    Server Version Purpur 1.18.2
    Supported Clients Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)

    Server IPs (No Whitelist)

    Discord: Join Our Community

    Latest Updates

    • 1.19 Update Coming Soon! (2 plugins left to update)
    • We’re actively recruiting developers and testers. Interested? Join our Discord for more info.

    TrueOG SMP

    • Where It All Began
    • Experience a unique blend of 2012 survival servers with modern Minecraft features.
    • Authentic OG Experience
    • Robust diamond-based economy
    • Competitive, fast-paced 1.8 PvP
    • Expanding worlds rich with history
    • Raiding, griefing, and PvP allowed
    • No bots. No hacks. Just pure gameplay.

    Duels

    • Challenge anyone without risking your SMP gear/stats.
    • 12 arenas and kits to choose from.
    • Spectate duels live around spawn.
    • Duel for diamonds and climb the leaderboards!

    Community

    • Break language barriers with our unique translation plugin. Click messages to translate—everyone’s included!
    • In-game chat is linked directly to Discord, accessible to all players.
    • Structured as a democratic worker co-op, anyone can get involved at any level with dedication.

    Worlds

    • Overworld: (0 – 96k)

    1.16.5 Terrain: 0 – 40k

    1.17.1 Terrain: 40k – 80k

    1.18.2 Terrain: 80k – 96k

    • Nether: 0 – 12k

    • End: 0 – 30 Million

    Upcoming Minigames

    The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more!

    Get Involved

    • 100% Open Source.
    • All our code is public on GitHub. Spin up a similar server or contribute to ours!
    • Our custom plugin suite OG Suite is public domain software.
    • We offer guidance on plugin development.
    • We’re reviving the camaraderie of the Minecraft community. Superior gameplay over fleeting trends.

    Connect With Us

    Website: true-og.net | trueog.net

    Store: store.trueog.net

    Mastodon: @[email protected]

    Facebook: TrueOG Network

    Source Code: GitHub Repository

    Ready to rediscover the True OG Minecraft experience? Connect now and become part of our legacy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with obscure games that will blow your mind! Ever played Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our epic game of “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8997
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • White Women Attract SMP

    White Women Attract SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 2973
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AirRifleFailCraft

    AirRifleFailCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

    SMPComfortFoodMinecraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

    So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HateradeCraft

    HateradeCraft
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

    People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

    So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Crops Grown: 9620
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

    KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs
    haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Alert System High – Minecraft

    Alert System High – Minecraft
    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

    not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

    so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

    Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

    **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** Welcome to the Gaming & Chill Zone SMP, a community-driven Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets collaboration! Dive into a world of adventure, where players can build, explore, and thrive in a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a new player, you’ll find a place to call home here.

    Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

    Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Bath & Body Minecraft Server

    Bath & Body Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will light up your world like a controversial candle from Bath & Body Works? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the KKK would be jealous of our hooded adventures. Join us for a truly illuminating experience as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory. Just be sure to leave your white hoods at home – we’re all about inclusivity here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2833 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

    Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles
    Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 268 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

    TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!
    Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

    Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

    Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

    FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Potions Brewed: 104 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockyBedroomBlunders

    BlockyBedroomBlunders
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

    From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

    UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up
    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

    and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

    so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3968
    Farms Harvested: 976 Falling into the Void: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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