Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 2871 Herobrine Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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