Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

    BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

    Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

    But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Potions Brewed: 104
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

    CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!
    Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Ores Mined: 5068 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

    BlockyRight vs. LibCraft
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

    we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Cobblemon Generations

    Cobblemon Generations

    Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

    Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

    Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Runes Activated: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

    But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

    Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

    Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Emeralds Found: 3751
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoParentsAllowedFuneral

    NoParentsAllowedFuneral
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

    Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

    And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Ores Mined: 1095 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

    SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

    Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

    Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Chimeras Created: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

    ApexBillionaire’sOopsie
    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 116 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The-Farm MC

    The-Farm MC

    Welcome to The Farm MC!

    Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills are put to the test! Stranded on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources, you must think creatively and work diligently to thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or just starting out, we have features for all levels of experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9584
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

    ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

    CasualCraft Minecraft Server

    Server IP 103.152.196.66
    Features Classic survival with RPG elements, two unique worlds, leaderboards, gear grinding, enchanting, mounts, pets, custom crafting

    What makes CasualCraft special?

    RPG World: Dive into our custom RPG world filled with quests, dangerous mobs, and powerful rewards. No item drop rule.

    Survival World: Gather resources, grind for gear, hone enchantments. Challenge yourself before entering the RPG world.

    Gear Grinding and Enchanting: Optimize your setup, use Enchanter NPC for best enchants, become unstoppable.

    Leaderboards: Compete for top spot in various leaderboards like Baltop and McMMO Top.

    Mounts, Pets, and Custom Crafting: Unlock mounts, collect pets, discover unique crafting recipes.

    Whether conquering Survival or exploring RPG world, CasualCraft offers diverse gameplay options.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP allowed on CasualCraft? No, we focus on cooperative gameplay and do not allow PvP.
    Are there any age restrictions on the server? While we are mostly adults, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules.
    How can I join the server? Simply connect to the server IP listed above using your Minecraft client.
    Is cheating tolerated on CasualCraft? No, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and maintain a fair gaming environment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2105 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

    Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from official trailers to insane crossover miniseries with DC.

    Looking for a place to chat about Sonic x Shadow Generations and speculate on the release dates like it’s the end of the world? Look no further, we got you covered.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive Sonic Rumble event, where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns.

    Join now for a chance to explore our Pixel World filled with Sonic-themed creations and unleash your inner Sonic fanboy/girl. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Hangry Minecraft SMP

    Hangry Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical enchantment that makes your coding skills skyrocket when you’re hungry! That’s right, forget about those pesky hunger pangs because they will actually make you a coding genius!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast world of Minecraft. And rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken in a coop, am I right?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where hunger equals coding prowess and chickens hold the key to unlimited riches. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 7803
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

    BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

    Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Villages Defended: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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