Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • QudsCraft Minecraft Server

    QudsCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, you know how everyone thought that dude from Iran’s Quds Force was, like, totally dead? Well, guess what, he’s actually alive! But get this, he’s, like, under arrest now! Can you believe it? It’s, like, a soap opera up in here! Join our Minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top secret government conspiracy while you’re at it! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the craziest plot twists in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 New Chunks Explored: 623858
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PrisonCraft: Navalny’s Memoir

    PrisonCraft: Navalny’s Memoir
    lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

    Blooprint is a talented music producer and DJ known for his innovative style and energetic live performances. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and trap influences, he has gained a devoted following and has collaborated with several notable artists in the industry. His passion for music and commitment to pushing boundaries have solidified his reputation as a rising star in the music scene.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Zombie Dances: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2642 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MelioSMP

    MelioSMP

    Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: – No teleportation or warps – A trust system – no land-claiming – A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. – Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin – Diamond-based economy and shopping district – A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! – Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

    Our philosophy is simple: **keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.**

    We’re currently looking for new members to join our community. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you will be welcomed here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t Checkout our website and handbook: https://meliosmp.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 51
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ANARCHY 1.1.0-1.1.7 EmberBoss Minecraft server

    ANARCHY 1.1.0-1.1.7 EmberBoss Minecraft server

    Our chat for telegram

    https://t.me/+u9yV65dVc_s3Yzky

    Join us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6981
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Party Planet Minecraft Server

    Party Planet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your birthday in style with a virtual gaming-themed extravaganza! Picture this: instead of pin the tail on the donkey, you can play pin the creeper on the Steve! And forget about musical chairs, we have musical minecarts! Plus, the birthday boy or girl gets to wear a diamond helmet all day long because they’re the king or queen of the server! So why settle for a regular birthday party when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will have all your friends talking for weeks? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

    Doomed Society Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

    Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

    So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

    CraftyAffair Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

    BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

    Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

    But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ores Mined: 2730
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

    CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!
    Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

    BlockyRight vs. LibCraft
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

    we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Cobblemon Generations

    Cobblemon Generations

    Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

    Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

    Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Falling into the Void: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

    But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

    Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

    Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5625
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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