Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Cobblemon Generations

    Cobblemon Generations

    Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

    Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

    Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 404 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

    But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

    Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

    Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoParentsAllowedFuneral

    NoParentsAllowedFuneral
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

    Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

    And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4272 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

    SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

    Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

    Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1858
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 190 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Emeralds Found: 233 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

    ApexBillionaire’sOopsie
    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 415484 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ores Mined: 2429

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The-Farm MC

    The-Farm MC

    Welcome to The Farm MC!

    Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills are put to the test! Stranded on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources, you must think creatively and work diligently to thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or just starting out, we have features for all levels of experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

    ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

    CasualCraft Minecraft Server

    Server IP 103.152.196.66
    Features Classic survival with RPG elements, two unique worlds, leaderboards, gear grinding, enchanting, mounts, pets, custom crafting

    What makes CasualCraft special?

    RPG World: Dive into our custom RPG world filled with quests, dangerous mobs, and powerful rewards. No item drop rule.

    Survival World: Gather resources, grind for gear, hone enchantments. Challenge yourself before entering the RPG world.

    Gear Grinding and Enchanting: Optimize your setup, use Enchanter NPC for best enchants, become unstoppable.

    Leaderboards: Compete for top spot in various leaderboards like Baltop and McMMO Top.

    Mounts, Pets, and Custom Crafting: Unlock mounts, collect pets, discover unique crafting recipes.

    Whether conquering Survival or exploring RPG world, CasualCraft offers diverse gameplay options.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP allowed on CasualCraft? No, we focus on cooperative gameplay and do not allow PvP.
    Are there any age restrictions on the server? While we are mostly adults, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules.
    How can I join the server? Simply connect to the server IP listed above using your Minecraft client.
    Is cheating tolerated on CasualCraft? No, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and maintain a fair gaming environment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

    Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from official trailers to insane crossover miniseries with DC.

    Looking for a place to chat about Sonic x Shadow Generations and speculate on the release dates like it’s the end of the world? Look no further, we got you covered.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive Sonic Rumble event, where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns.

    Join now for a chance to explore our Pixel World filled with Sonic-themed creations and unleash your inner Sonic fanboy/girl. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 1478
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Hangry Minecraft SMP

    Hangry Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical enchantment that makes your coding skills skyrocket when you’re hungry! That’s right, forget about those pesky hunger pangs because they will actually make you a coding genius!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast world of Minecraft. And rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken in a coop, am I right?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where hunger equals coding prowess and chickens hold the key to unlimited riches. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 466 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

    BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

    Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!

    Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than cleaning a gross bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where cooking skills are celebrated and bathroom cleaning is banned!

    We understand the struggle of having to clean up after your siblings’ bathroom mess, which is why we offer a virtual escape to a world where you can cook up a storm without worrying about dirty toilets. Plus, we have a strict “no bathroom cleaning” policy in place!

    Join us and show off your culinary creations while avoiding the dreaded chore of cleaning up after others. Who needs a sparkling bathroom when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Come join us and leave the bathroom cleaning behind for good!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Potions Brewed: 41
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • StrangerTalksMC SMP

    StrangerTalksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting conversation you have is about what color sheep you found? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

    Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod, or building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses because why not? Our community is full of quirky individuals who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and make ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to bake a cake. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 846729 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafting for Love

    Crafting for Love
    Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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