Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

    PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP
    Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockParty101

    BlockParty101
    Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

    Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

    Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft IQ Booze Club

    Minecraft IQ Booze Club
    so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BashyBashy

    BashyBashy

    Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

    Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

    We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

    Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

    Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sugar Life Minecraft Server

    Sugar Life Minecraft Server
    Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

    Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

    But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

    So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

    TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 386
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 174 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

    ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

    Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

    So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ores Mined: 1614
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan

    MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why God created us? Well, on our server, you’ll finally get the answers you’ve been looking for! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate reason for our existence in the wacky world of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Yes, you heard that right – unlimited diamonds! So come on over and start mining like there’s no tomorrow.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to become his royal advisor (or maybe just his personal egg collector).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while building a giant chicken coop.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Dyslexic Gamers

    Crafty Dyslexic Gamers
    join dis epic minecraft server where we celebrate all da unique brains out dere! if u got dyslexia or dyscalculia, dis da place for u! we don’t judge based on ur disability, race, or gender. we embrace all da quirks and strengths dat come with it!

    imagine a world where ur differences are celebrated, where u can be ur true self without fear of judgment. our community is all about inclusivity and positivity, so come join us and let ur unique light shine bright in our pixelated world!

    plus, rumor has it dat our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. u never know what kind of crazy antics u might encounter while exploring our virtual world!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the magic of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows, u might just discover dat ur differences are actually ur superpowers in disguise!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 405
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeTech Survival

    PokeTech Survival

    The newest 1.16.5 Pixelmon survival server. We opened on 09/01/24 and have a strong player base already. We are always looking for new trainers to join the adventure, and fun. We offer tons of quests, economy, players shops and markets, tournaments, TCG card game, Auction House, Battle Towers with 80 badges, Ranks, FTB Teams, Land Claims, Free Random Shiny for joining! We also feature MineColonies! Come play with us, we’ll see you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 126 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Welcome to Blue-Sky Minecraft Server

    Adventure, creativity, and community come first at Blue-Sky. Enjoy a near-vanilla survival experience and dedicated plot-based creative world without pay-to-win schemes.

    Overview:

    Features Description
    Enjoy vanilla survival experience alongside dedicated creative world.
    Essential Plugins Only Enhance gameplay without overcomplicating the experience.
    No Pay-to-Win Equal footing for all players, no paid advantages.
    Endlessly Expanding Maps Limitless growth for exploration and creation.
    Simple Rule, Maximum Fun Follow one rule – use common sense – for hassle-free community.
    Crossplay Ready Java and Bedrock compatible.

    PLAY: blueskycraft.org

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, we do not have any pay-to-win schemes on Blue-Sky. Everyone plays on equal footing.
    Can I switch between survival and creative modes? Yes, you can enjoy both survival and creative modes on our server.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? We have one simple rule – use common sense. Enjoy a relaxed community experience.
    How can I join the server? You can join by visiting blueskycraft.org or using the direct IP blueskycraft.org:25565

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Farms Harvested: 561
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RIP sweet prince Minecraft server

    RIP sweet prince Minecraft server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself shed a tear when he saw it. Legend has it that Herobrine himself tried to take over our server, but our players defeated him with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come join us! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even summon a herd of dancing llamas.

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. RIP sweet prince, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow on a cloudy day – full of surprises and excitement at every turn!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky is always blue… unless it’s raining diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special weather system that showers players with precious gems instead of water. Who needs an umbrella when you can just collect diamonds to stay dry?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Watch as they leap from tree to tree with the grace of a ballet dancer, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP where the sky is blue, the llamas are acrobats, and the creepers know how to boogie. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!

    NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!
    Are you tired of your roommate treating your stuff like it’s community property? Join our Minecraft server where sharing is NOT caring! We have strict rules against borrowing without permission, so you can finally keep your virtual diamonds safe from sticky fingers.

    Imagine a world where your camera stays locked up for your personal projects, and your food is saved for tomorrow without fear of it mysteriously disappearing. On our server, boundaries are respected, and uptight roommates are nowhere to be found.

    Don’t let your roommate’s lack of respect for personal space ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and build your virtual empire in peace, away from the clutches of overbearing roommates. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyClothClash

    CraftyClothClash
    Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

    Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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