ChoreCraft: Karate Kid Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Items Found:	5876
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	60
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	9860	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Star Shards Collected:	248	Animals Bred:	145
Crops Grown:	9116	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ores Mined:	1072

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2159	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Farms Harvested:	449
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	978209	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	29	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Players:	107/800	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5254	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2