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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY