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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 263 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Star Shards Collected: 151 New Chunks Explored: 621196
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY