Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY