Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
Players Killed by Monsters: 5545 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY