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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Star Shards Collected: 277
Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY