Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Love Letters Sent: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY