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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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