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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Star Shards Collected: 216
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 2310 Players Killed by Monsters: 5101
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY