Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY