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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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