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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Runes Activated: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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