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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY