Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY