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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY