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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Epic Quests Completed: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY