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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY